About That Literal Breakdancing Incident...

You see I was only slightly drunk, and supervising the wrong group. Last time I saw Drunk she was on the phone, everyone in the living room was quiet and the group in the garage were dancing, safely. So I thought I'd step outside and have a smoke. About halfway through my smoke I hear the crowd in the garage get louder. I decided it was nothing and leisurely finished my smoke. I came into the living room and that crowd had passed out on Drunks amazingly comfy couch. Then it got really loud out in the garage, and I finally decided to go investigate. No sooner than I'm almost to the door of the garage when I hear a yell "STOMP HARDER" from Drunk then the garage erupts into the "OOOoooohhhh" noise. Immediately knowing something went terribly awry, I looked in and saw Shin on the floor. We got her up and I carried her into the living room and set her down in another one of Drunks amazingly comfortable piece of furniture, the chair and a half. It was a strategic move to achieve the same results as the rest of living room crowd who'd drunk themselves into a stupor; peace and quiet so I could assess the damage. I was slightly drunk myself just not to the point everyone else was and I asked three times if we needed to go to the hospital (thinking of people to call to take us cause I wasn't going anywhere, not only being drunk but also having the tendancy to loose everything, finding my keys would've taken hours). Finally she convinced me that it wasn't that bad, only a strain (and she's had many). The blind cannot leadeth the blind. Later it was confirmed that she had broken her foot. Moral of the story Don't Drink and Attempt RiverDance in your garage if it has a concrete floor.