Tuesday, January 02, 2007

It is an end of an era

This is the end of an era. The estrogen fishbowl will be no longer.
as The Estrogen Fishbowl has ended.
With Ze Queen leaving we all suffered a great loss
Lacy was an amazing co-star, but she found a different path.
The Estrogen fishbowl never recovered after the loss of our friends.
As sands through the hour glass, so our the days of our lives...
As one door closes another opens.
As one departs, the others must be boiled, in order to be used again, huh?
Any who... we are a changing. 2006 was a hard year, that taught us a shit load.
We were tested, we were challenged and we survived. Life goes on.
Nothing is constant but change, so the bowl is changing too.
This may be the last post from Drunk Dialer, Ze Queen, Shinola and Lacy may post their final good byes.
The new blog is Absolutely Fabulous. I think we are going to suck it up and go to my space for it as well. We will let everyone know as soon as we do.
Gentle reader, remember this, you are here because you are a depraived individual. Relish yourself and your depraivity, thats why we buds.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Lessons from 06

What little thoughts have plauged me this year? It has been a year of triumphs and Hardships.

1. Left a job, into a vat of nothingness...
2. Went to Beauty School. I will be able to do Hair, Nails, Mani and Pedi's.
3. Came to the realization that I equated my degree with dignity. Decided could have used the degree to yak on, while cleaning Hollie's teeth, because she likes to eat her own shit.
4. Went on first real date. Guy came over, brought me flowers, paid for the date.
Answer is: 2 fat people shouldn't fuck.
it aint pretty, it aint right. Trust me, I am one I know. two stress balls in flesh and cracks.. not right. not right.

5. Took a huge leap into who I really am.
Really fucking up right now.
Trying to work through some shit.
doing the best I can. before admitting I should see someone. asking for help.

6. I am a little weird.
7. The beginnings of Biography on A&E "the Absolutly Fabulous Salon began its display in a cabin at a nudist resort." Thought of in 2006.

8. My hatred toward Sex and the City girls is no longer because they are whiny.. but because I am one of them. I can relate to their bitter lonely whines.

9. I am seeing patterns in my life. I want the drunken man, I see he is infectous. I must have him.
That is bad. I just don't know why.. this one could be different. I know not to take him home. He has another sugar mama.. I just want a small taste.. just one time to play with his balls...once to suck and pull.
but he has a mullett.
a mullett.
That can not fit in the projection of my new life.

But I could cut that Mullett off.. I could style his hair, man...he makes me want ...umm.

10. Finally, I learned the same lesson twice in the same year, Don't eat what a dillard hands you..

Saturday, November 04, 2006

I just don't see it

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Places Paul's pillow has been

My friends, my friend Paul came to visit me.
He was kind, sweet, and one of the best guests we ever had.
He left his brand new pillow.

I haven't had a new pillow in years.

I have a new pillow. But like Paul who plans to head onto adventure in the land of the Amish, his pillow has been well traveled. I don't think the Amish even use pillows. Just straw.

Pauls Pillow has been in a total of 3 states.
It has been to mountains of One of the Carolina's..
It has been to the GA. mountains and camped at a nudists colony, it wore flannel.
To the beaches of the Florida golf coast.
where will it go next? will it ever find its way back to its rightful owner?
Perhaps the pillow likes it where it is Round and Saucy.

The saga of Paul's displaced pillow will continue!

The Monster Mash

It was a smash? I was smashed.
The Monster mash? Who wasn't mashing honey.
It took off in a flash? Funny seemed to last forever.
The Monster Mash? Mash? who wants a spank darlin?
It was a grave yard smash. Who knows? we'll check the photos and tell ya.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Reasons Why Stewie is a Dork.

Stewie has denied being a dork. But we all know the truth...

  1. Stewie has been known to use the word "exponentially" in conversation at 9 a.m. on a Saturday.
  2. In a situation that dealt with the degree of the sun verses the degree of the tent, and the math... Equal big cooked 32 yr old..
  3. Made reference to the Borg.
  4. Was afraid of admitting he made reference to the Borg. We won't give you a wedgie Stewie..You don't wear undies...
  5. It takes one to know one...

Dork love..Is the best love..

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Happy Birthday SiSI!

I wish I could have been there.
to see if you were all bare.

I wish I could have been there.
To see is there was a scare.

I wish I could have been there
to see if it was our gift.

Words to describe the event have not been chosen, I am unsure if it is lack energy.. The dip is a place that few can survive with out at least an odd feeling that you had a good time.

I missed you all. Until next time..
Remember nude day at the salon.. Why did god make pubic hair cury? Because he was the only one who can make rolers that small.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Happy Fall!!

Happy Fall Ya'll! It is the most wonderful time of the year here at the fishbowl. The temprature is becoming tolerable again and the leaves are showing the first hints of color. The decorations are coming out and the the spirits are rising.

Sorry that the fishbowl has been dormant for a little while. We have all been very busy. Here is a quick update.

The entire fishbowl crew (along with the Rainmaker and other fishbowl friends) went to St George Island in Florida. It was a wonderful and much needed vaca.

I (Shinola) have been working two jobs and spending the weekends in Subligna with the Rainmaker. So that is why I have not been able to post in a long time.

DD, has started beauty school and we are planning our salon. It is set to open (fingers crossed) in about a year. It will be called Absolutely Fabulous and we are looking at the Cartersville area.

Lacy has found love and will be soon be moving in with her new beau.

Upcoming events:
  1. This weekend we are going to the Dip to celebrate my Mom's 50th Birthday!
  2. On the 28th we will be holding the annual fishbowl Halloween party.

Stay tuned for more updates!!!!!!!!!

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