Who's the slut now!
No longer can DD say anything about anyone being a slut. She has out done herself this time.
We went out on Saturday night. Before we left the house DD had already had a 32oz drink. She drank another on the way. For those who really know DD, it was one of THOSE nights. By the time we got to where we were going, she was lit.
Since we had recently discovered that DD and I can't work a bar together and hook up at the same time, we split up. That was probably the first mistake. She continued to drink and went out to the patio to troll for men. After being there for about an hour, she talked to this guy DJ, who was already attached and instructed him to bring her a man. He asked what kind..."A black man that knows how to move," she replied.
He came back with this "pocket brother," seriously the guy was about 5'0". It was funny, she called him Ez E. She proceeded to make out with him and do dirty dirty things on the patio. After he left she found another small man to do dirty things with. All the while still drinking. She lost track of time, money and her common sense.
After a while she came back in and told us she needed to go to the bathroom. I nodded, just happy she checked in, and let her stumble off alone. Lacy Panties asked if we should follow and I said, "No, she is fine," (second mistake) and went back to my conversation. About 15 minutes later the bar was closing and DD was no where to be found. She had not come back to the bar.
The search began. We had a bunch of people helping us search at first, then two girls sitting in the lobby told us she had gone with some guys in the elevator to their hotel room. Three guys to be exact. We were really worried then, but I decided there was not much I could do short of knocking on doors, so Lacy Panties and I waited with our other friends for DD to resurface.
By the time she had been missing for about 45 minutes, some guy came out of the men's room (the one place we didn't look) and said there were two people having sex in the stall. I was not in the lobby when it happened, but one of the girls went in to the bathroom pretending to be hotel security and fished her out. She had not responded to us calling for her, but when she heard "Hotel Security" she quickly found her skirt. She came out after she dressed and by that time I was there. She then announced to the entire group that she was a whore. It was classic! We clapped for EzE when he came out too.
Fortunately, she had not gone upstairs like we feared, but unfortunately she had run into the "pocket brother" on the way out of the bathroom 45 minutes before. Who kissed her and lead her into the men's room.
We went out on Saturday night. Before we left the house DD had already had a 32oz drink. She drank another on the way. For those who really know DD, it was one of THOSE nights. By the time we got to where we were going, she was lit.
Since we had recently discovered that DD and I can't work a bar together and hook up at the same time, we split up. That was probably the first mistake. She continued to drink and went out to the patio to troll for men. After being there for about an hour, she talked to this guy DJ, who was already attached and instructed him to bring her a man. He asked what kind..."A black man that knows how to move," she replied.
He came back with this "pocket brother," seriously the guy was about 5'0". It was funny, she called him Ez E. She proceeded to make out with him and do dirty dirty things on the patio. After he left she found another small man to do dirty things with. All the while still drinking. She lost track of time, money and her common sense.
After a while she came back in and told us she needed to go to the bathroom. I nodded, just happy she checked in, and let her stumble off alone. Lacy Panties asked if we should follow and I said, "No, she is fine," (second mistake) and went back to my conversation. About 15 minutes later the bar was closing and DD was no where to be found. She had not come back to the bar.
The search began. We had a bunch of people helping us search at first, then two girls sitting in the lobby told us she had gone with some guys in the elevator to their hotel room. Three guys to be exact. We were really worried then, but I decided there was not much I could do short of knocking on doors, so Lacy Panties and I waited with our other friends for DD to resurface.
By the time she had been missing for about 45 minutes, some guy came out of the men's room (the one place we didn't look) and said there were two people having sex in the stall. I was not in the lobby when it happened, but one of the girls went in to the bathroom pretending to be hotel security and fished her out. She had not responded to us calling for her, but when she heard "Hotel Security" she quickly found her skirt. She came out after she dressed and by that time I was there. She then announced to the entire group that she was a whore. It was classic! We clapped for EzE when he came out too.
Fortunately, she had not gone upstairs like we feared, but unfortunately she had run into the "pocket brother" on the way out of the bathroom 45 minutes before. Who kissed her and lead her into the men's room.
New Rule, DD does not go to the bathroom alone when she is that drunk. Or she does not get that drunk unless she is with her cousin.
The upside, because there is always an upside:
Gas to get there...$15.00
Drinks from the bar...$80.00
Condom...$.75
Watching DD walk out of the bathroom and being able to remind her about the next morning...Priceless.
Anonymous bathroom sex!!!! Who is the slut now!!!!!
posted by Shinola at 4:27 PM
5 Comments:
me. I am the slut now
yes you are!
Bonnie, I agree, but she did not want me to cramp her style, or so she said, so I let her go. This was a learning experience. She did not understand why she cannot drink alone. Besides she is a grown woman who needs to learn what happens when she does not listen to the warnings of friends.
Also it is funny because she has been calling me a slut sooo much I really could not resist letting the tables being turned.
So DD,
I guess my question is: Were you subconsciously harboring some deep-seated jealousy about a particular bathroom incident that happened 4 or 5 years ago in the Fort that you had to re-enact it for prosperity, OR were you so completey disgusted by it that you felt in order to erase the scene from your memory you had to create for yourself a new bathroom scene to fantacize about? Curious!
Lacy should remember that incident as well, if I am not mistaken. By the way, Hey C.
CR
DD! Let loose in a bar! Drunk!
You'll never fucking find her again. You're lucky you found her this time.
I got tired of her ass at the Chamber. First, she's in the corner. Then, she's at the bar. Then, she's doing the electric slide to Skinny Puppy.
Then, poof! She's gone.
Ach.
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