Quality Drunk Dialer Moments
DD: "I live with lesbians, see this is one (points at me), oh wait - feel her package (puts the queen's, The DRAG QUEEN's, hand on my croch) nice huh so but what I wanted to say was, I want to be a lesbian, I really really do, but I just can't give up the Penis."
Drag Queen at bar: "I know exactly what you mean honey"
Backstory:
Really this is not a misquote, it was one long slurred sentence. If you have seen DD once she has reached drunk point, you know the one.
Okay, on Halloween after everyone was gone around 11:30 (I like these grown up parties, you start earlier then people leave earlier and don't make a mess) we went to Le Buzz. It was just Me, DD, and Christinia (not pictured, because she took the pictures), because Ze Queen was still not feeling well. So we are at the bar, and DD decides it is time to "mingle." She drags me into one of the bar area's, which was a little cramped, and starts talking to random people. She talked to the Drag Queen with a southern accent and cascading blond hair when she said it.
Drag Queen at bar: "I know exactly what you mean honey"
Backstory:
Really this is not a misquote, it was one long slurred sentence. If you have seen DD once she has reached drunk point, you know the one.
Okay, on Halloween after everyone was gone around 11:30 (I like these grown up parties, you start earlier then people leave earlier and don't make a mess) we went to Le Buzz. It was just Me, DD, and Christinia (not pictured, because she took the pictures), because Ze Queen was still not feeling well. So we are at the bar, and DD decides it is time to "mingle." She drags me into one of the bar area's, which was a little cramped, and starts talking to random people. She talked to the Drag Queen with a southern accent and cascading blond hair when she said it.
posted by Shinola at 2:20 PM
2 Comments:
I love stories like this. Makes me feel right at home.
I am glad monica
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